The One Eyed Woman

I awoke at 3 a.m. and could not open one eye. The bee sting from yesterday. Great. I was also covered in my yearly poison ivy outbreak and scratching like a mad woman. Lovely, a one eyed mad woman. I had to go to work today and one look in the mirror told me I would probably scare all the children. So, for the next few hours I put ice packs on my eye and slathered my arms with anti itch cream! Some of the swelling did go down  and the itch was bearable. Luckily I work in a little country store and most people know me and the shenanigans I tend to get myself in to....